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Hello. I'm Denise. Bite me

thecommonchick:

I’M SCREAMING 😂😂

timelords-detectives-and-hunters:

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

lootenant:

was this movie real

rosewater1997:

here i am….just chillin……like the boring bitch i am

neuroxin:

😍😂 “It’s all about the voice”

tastefullyoffensive:

Trust fall! 🔊

weloveshortvideos:

i’m dying

gothamsgaygirlgang:

snorlaxatives:

“Sing to me, Paolo.”
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003) dir. Jim Fall

i cant believe you made the lizzie mcguire movie look like some indie film